a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
im sick of the lies
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
We don’t talk about that.
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
I am white and I can assure you that I and my family do this exact ritual every morning to prepare for the day
when my mom come in my room without knocking
I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash